May 2013
Boredom often gets the best of me:... →
autumnbasicallyautumn:
yuppadupp:
thewholockgames:
districteverthorne:
what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that...
50 questions, 50 ways to get to know me.
1: What would you name your future daughter?
2: Do you miss anyone?
3: What if I told you that you were pretty?
4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?
5: What are you looking forward to in the next week?
6: Did you go out or stay in last night?
7: How late did you stay up last night?
8: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
9: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?
10: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?
11: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
12: Have you pretended to like someone?
13: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
14: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?
16: Think back five months ago, were you single?
17: Have you ever cried from being so mad?
18: Hold hands with anyone this week?
19: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?
20: Who did you last see in person?
21: What is the last thing you said out lot?
22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?
23: Have you ever been to Paris?
24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?
25: Do you use chap stick?
26: Who did you last share a bed with?
27: Are you listening to music right now?
28: What is something you currently want right now?
29: Were your last three kisses from the same person?
30: How is your heart lately?
31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
32: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?
33: What do people call you?
34: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?
35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?
36: What are you listening to right now?
37: What is wrong with you right now?
38: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?
39: Do you make wishes at 11:11?
40: What is on your wrists right now?
41: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused/waiting for the unexpected?
42: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?
43: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
44: Have you hugged someone within the last week?
45: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?
46: What were you doing at midnight last night?
47: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?
48: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
49: Have you ever been to New York?
50: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
does anyone else feel weird when those haagen dazs gelato commercials with people just saying the name of the gelato come on because it sounds like they’re just filming the people saying the name while having sex but it sounds really cheesy
dreamingdusk:
people who can go to Disney World/Disneyland pretty much any time they want
Reblog if you think David Tennant is beautiful!
curlingwithmetaphor:
davidtennantandfriends:
eldunariliduen:
metatheta:
malfoyinthetardis:
PLEASE, I’m proving a point to this guy.
sassydetective:
we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones
bealli62:
watchtheskytonight:
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaatman:
santaslittlehunters:
JARED WEARS UNDERWEAR MADE FOR MEN WITH HUGE DICKS
JARED WEARS UNDERWEAR MADE FOR MEN WITH HUGE DICKS
JARED WEARS UNDERWEAR MADE FOR MEN WITH HUGE DICKS
are we surprised?
I’M SOBBING
THIS WHOLE POST
laughing way too hard. They are like a sports bra for mens junk.
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The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender
The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender
The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender
The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender
The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender
The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender
The clothes you wear also don’t determine your sexual orientation
The only thing that clothes...
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fffcuk:
if you are cute and pay attention to me i will probably fall in love with you within 15 minutes
snowmiserr:
one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me. and it is Akon. So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon” he said...
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ambassador-of-anguish:
shouldertappingghosts:
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
shedisenchants:
shedisenchants:
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
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me when meeting someone: can i have your business card?
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theangelgabrieldidmyhair:
The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy
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deancasotp:
zerostumbleine33:
lol remember when dean said “this is like the first 5 mins of every porno I’ve ever seen”
and then its two gay guys
moltres:
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
repeating-serenity:
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
“I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe...”
– -Benedict Cumberbatch.
(via thetardisinealdor)
I. Just. Can’t
(via benedictcumbergasm)
i am honestly so afraid of bees/hornets/wasps i always have been since i was little and i’m even more terrified of being stung by them because the last time i was the area was swollen for weeks before it even begun to go down and it hurt so much and my throat was constantly itching and burning and i had trouble breathing at first but it was after that i realized i have an allergy to them and...
“Yahoo’s board of directors has approved a $1.1 billion acquisition of blogging...”
– stop whining ya big weenies (via thedukeoflions)
plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.
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can’t you seeeeeee the pigs are brainwashing you and taking you all over
stylinsexual:
there are literally so many people i follow that i would love be roommates with or travel the world with at the drop of the hat or just hang out on the couch watching movies or idek i think i’d date a lot of you
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tHIS PIG SUCKS ASS
When you see it, REBLOG IT.
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I feel like this is the worst time for Yahoo to...
yourpersonalpurgatory:
most of our fandoms have self destructed and are emotionally unstable like, Hannibal is the only one left And they’re cannibals
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fun fact
ibooti-mioda:
if yahoo had never bought tumblr
tumblr would have gone bankrupt
not that bad now is it
singularprincess:
WE CAN FIX THIS
WHY DON’T WE BUY YAHOO
i can see it now.
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maxterbate:
maxterbate:
Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?
Free chocolate milk for everyone
i have just been informed on this